I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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