i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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