it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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