in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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