He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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