Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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