Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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