the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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