i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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