Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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