just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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