don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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