what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
