I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
