You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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