I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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