Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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