Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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