I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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