it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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