remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
