I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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