SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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