She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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