You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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