I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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