Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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