oh god the rape fog is back!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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