My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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