i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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