is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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