best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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