There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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