I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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