yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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