Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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