when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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We are all done wearing pants today
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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