Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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