So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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