accomplished twins. life is a go
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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