I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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