p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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