He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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