the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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