so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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