Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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