you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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