Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
