DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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