theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i drank out of a bidet.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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