He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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