i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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