I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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