anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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